3 AM jayfeather + stick
predicament: i’m about to leave for college in hopes of beginning a productive life, but all I care about is warriors
me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here
mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
me: video gaem
mom: no vid game, child.
mom: 4 what
me: for video gm ae
mom: outsmarted agen
parent: what does a cow say??
parent: very good!! what does a pig say?
parent: yay!!! now what does a cat say?
baby: fire alone can save our clan